Welcome to JBNews! Here we believe unbiased and accurate information is paranormal. We are committed to providing our readers with the latest news and current gaffes from around the digital world, and yes, even the moon...

"Halt, Who goes there!!!"

The Bloated Archive...

Our website's bloated archive is a treasure trove of old stories that have shaped the walting world. From historical events and ground breaking discoveries to fascinating human interest stories, our archive offers a window into the past and the scumbags who lived it.

Explore our vast collection of articles, photos, and videos that cover a range of topics and time periods. Whether you're a history buff, a curious reader, or maybe your just looking for a good meme to use for your next insult, our archive has something for everyone.

Take the journey through urine and discover some stories that have stood the test of time. Our archive is constantly growing (with weirdos and freaks) so check back often for new additions and re-discoveries of old favourites.

(Early development... Still in Alpha)

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A few words?

"Aha, let's take a short break and make a quick little coffee, or tea, or this..."

(Truth is stranger than fiction...)

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About us...

JBN is an independent news website founded by the 'bloated thing' (who is full of bloat) the "oh bloated one" is passionate about sharing the truth. Our team of experienced writers and content creators are dedicated to providing insightful news articles, videos, and posts that will keep you informed and engaged. Seeing as you made it this far down, why not click "The Bloated Oracle" link and commune directly to "Luna Operations Command".

(Early development... Still in Alpha)

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